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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Letter Break 8 ~ I Hate You, Yccos!

Bwisit ka, Yccos! Ni-tag mo pa ako dito sa Liebster Award ek ek na 'to. Pero sige, dahil love na love na love kita, papatulan ko ang trip mo.

Ang arte lang no? Parang sex lang dapat ang peg, kungwari aayaw-ayaw, yun naman pala eh uber wet na. Lels.

O siya, heto na.

Ang mga bwakanang patakaran:
  1. Link the blog that nominated you for the award.
  2. Answer the 11 questions given to you.
  3. Create 11 questions for the people you nominate to answer.
  4. Choose 11 bloggers to nominate who have less than 200 followers.
  5. Let the people you have nominated know that you have done so.
  6. You can't nominate the person who nominated you.
Now, here are the nakaka-imbyernang questions ng merlat kong friend:

1. Bakit ka nga ulit nagbo-blog?

~ To share my stories. Somehow, there's this urge that I feel to share the wisdom I continuously collect...

Lels, joke lang. Gusto ko lang talaga ipagyabang ang sex life ko.


2. How do you mend a broken heart?

~ Ang drama ng tanong! Hindi ko alam, hindi pa kasi nababasag ang porselana kong puso. Intact na intact pa siya since birth.

Pero siyempre, biro lang ulit yun. Uhm... Kung hindi kayang dalhin ng alak ang lamat ng aking puso, dinadaan ko na lang sa sex. Yung sobrang wild at random. At kung sino ang available. Oh yeah...


3. Have you ever wondered kung bakit di ka crush ng crush mo? Anong napala mo sa pag-iisip?

~ Hindi na ako masyadong nagtataka. Eh paano ba naman, puro straight ang mga crushes ko. Kaya malamang hindi rin nila ako crush di ba. Logic lang! Wag ilusyunada masyado.


4. If you're not human, what are you? why?

~ Thank you judges for that wonderful question! Before I answer that, I would just like to greet everyone a pleasant evening! Now... If I am not a human being, then what am I? Well if that is the case, then I would like to be the world's one and only sex doll that can auto-repair its own hymen after every use and has a remote-controlled 'tighten hole' feature. Why? That is self-explanatory; i-exercise din ang utak 'pag may time. I thank you!


5. Tent Camping or Hotel stay-cation? Why?

~ Tent camping. Sawa na kong makipag-sex sa loob ng hotel.


6. Quickie or Take your time? Why?

~ Taking my time, of course! Para magawa lahat ng moves. And learning some new ones in the process.


7. What's the best lesson in life you've learned so far?

~ Always be honest and true to yourself. There will be regrets, yes, but you can never be wrong.


8. What's your ultimate goal this 2014?

~ Ang magbagong-buhay; ang maging straight...

Yeah right. Isang malaking asa. Kaya scratch na yan. Ano na lang siguro... Uhm... Ang maging OFW.


9. What food do you hate the most?

~ Pwede tatlo? Pechay, tahong, at mani. Yuck!


10. Coffee or tea?

~ A cup of steaming peppermint tea with 2 tablespoons of honey.


11. What is the Theme Song of your life?

~ 'Di Ako Bakla' ni Tuesday Vargas... Ay este, 'Like A Virgin' ni Madonna... Ay hindi, ano pala, uhm, 'Dancing Queen' ng ABBA... Ay teka, parang hindi bagay... Ano na lang... Uhhh... Ayun! 'Kabet' by Gagong Rapper.

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Ang mga tanong na wala lang, may maisip lang...
  1. Which is worse, an unrequited love or an unrequited lust?
  2. Ang heavy ng first question no? Oh eto na lang. Nahuli mo na bang nagse-sex ang mga magulang mo? How?
  3. After mo tumae sa isang inidorong may flush, pinapanood mo ba yung ebak mo habang pina-flush mo siya? Bakit?
  4. Magbigay ng limang gulay na wala sa kantang 'Bahay Kubo'. Explain why. Then, simplify your answer.
  5. O siya siya, seryoso na tayo ulit. What is the worst thing you did for love?
  6. What is the most unusual thing you did for lust?
  7. Nautot ka na ba habang nakikipag-sex? Ano ang reaksyon ng partner mo?
  8. May nakahuli na ba sayo habang nagjajakol? Bakit ka nagpahuli?
  9. What is the worst thing you ever said or did to your ex or your current partner to intentionally hurt him?
  10. Nakatikim ka na ba ng kupal? Lasang yogurt pala yun...
  11. And lastly, kanino ka naniniwala dun sa pukinanginang isyu tungkol kay Vhong Navarro?
At ang mga minalas na nominated para sagutin ang mga shit kong tanong:
  1. Ang virgin na si Fifty Shades of Queer.
  2. Ang crush kong si Kalansay Collector.
  3. Ang astiging si Kuya Ramil.
  4. The ever-graceful Cher Jonathan.
  5. The delectable and fluffy Mamon.
  6. Ang ginagawang meryenda ang English dictionary na si JM.
  7. Simon, the Cebu chinoy.
  8. Ang masarap tumawa na si Axl.
  9. Ang nakakamanghang si Earl.
  10. The relatable and empathic Kulapitot.
  11. At ang movie-enthusiast na si Jeki Merlin.
Ayan, gusto ko lang talaga sirain ang mga araw niyo. Kung tinatamad kayo, kahit sa comments niyo lang sagutin. Pero kung trip niyo gumawa ng sariling blog entry, then go ahead. I think mas okay yun.

Sa mga hindi nai-tag, you can still share your answers below, if you want.

Napapansin ko, nagiging humor blogger na yata ako pakonti-konti. Lels.

For the next post, story submission ng isang taong importante sa akin. Abangan!

Again, bwisit ka Yccos! Aylabyu! *smooch!*
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26 comments:

  1. jasonJanuary 28, 2014 at 5:25 PM

    Gusto kong sumagot ng tanong. nainiwala ko kay Cedrick. Hahaha ihihire ko nga sha kase may ipapabugbog ako ng todo. hahahahaha


    oo pala nautot na ko. tawanan lang. LELS!

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    1. Geosef GarciaJanuary 28, 2014 at 5:29 PM

      Hamster, isdatchu? *hahaha* Salamat sa pagbisita! :D

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  2. yccosJanuary 28, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Can I just say, thank you for making patol to my trip :D and ilabyu. Ganda ng DP mo ah :) hehe
    Now, may time pa ko kaya react muna ko sa sagot mo at syempre sa mga tanong mo......
    1. In fairness naman sayo, may k ka naman magshare kasi magaling ka magkwento.
    2. Kung bilat ka sa totoong buhay siguro mga tatlo na panganay mo. Lols
    3. Everything has a reason, so kelangan isipin. Ang logic di applicable sa lahat ng panahon unless nasa gobyerno ka.
    4. Ano pa nga bang inaasahan kong sagot.. Hahaha
    5. Really? Dont worry, mangyayari yan this year. Tiwala lang.
    6. Yun talaga kagad pumasok sa utak mo?! Hokey.
    7. Check ka jan bakels!
    8. Huhu.. Iiwanan mo na kami?! Postcard ha.
    9. So, ang pulutan sa susunod ay ang mga yan. Ilabit!
    10. Hmm.. Peppermint is love <3
    11. Fave yan si Gagong Rapper ng mga kids. Pero bakit yung Kabet?!

    Wala kong masyadong maireact sa mga tanongs mo. My heart skipped a beat. Buti na lang at nauna kong mag-tag sayo. Pero naisip ko din namang hindi mo ko itatag sa ganyan.Hahaha..

    Ang saya lang ng buhay kapag may mga patolang mga kaibigan! I love you todo-todo! Thank you kasi bakla ka :D *smack*smooch*lick*

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    1. Geosef GarciaJanuary 28, 2014 at 6:04 PM

      1. Alam ko yun. No need to expound. Lels.
      2. Tatlo lang? I want more!
      3. Sabagay, logic does not apply sa love.
      5. Talaga? With whom kaya... *hihi*
      8. Oo, pero siyempre marami kang pasalubong pag-uwi ko. :*
      9. Yuck! Papakain ko sayo lahat yan. *hahaha*
      11. Eh bakit ba, walang pakialaman! Lels.

      Nagpapasalamat ka na bakla ako? Excuse me, dapat manghinayang ka pa no! Ibig sabihin eh di mo ko matitikman; magaling kaya ako. *hahahaha*

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    2. yccosJanuary 30, 2014 at 4:37 AM

      Hahaha.. Sa kanila kna bakels sa ganong aspeto, pinapaubaya na kita :D papaturo na lang ako sayo para sa aking future endeavours.....

      Walang duda namang magaling ka! Magaling kang magpatawa, magkwento at kaibigian...mwuahugz... :* :* :*

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    Buti na lang wala ako sa nitagged mo. I hate tagged post.

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    1. Geosef GarciaJanuary 28, 2014 at 7:21 PM

      At bakit naman kita ita-tag, sino ka ba? *hahaha* Biro lang, Tonto.

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  4. MugenJanuary 29, 2014 at 8:10 AM

    Yaman rin lang na nag-woworry ako na hindi quoquota ng katorse ngayong buwan, baka gawin kong blog entry ito. Hihihi.

    =3

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  5. RixJanuary 29, 2014 at 10:20 AM

    ahaha hindi ko kinaya mga tanong mo loko loko ka talaga... kita kits sa Linggo.

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  6. fiel-kunJanuary 29, 2014 at 10:36 AM

    jusko, buti na lang din at hindi moko tinag ahahaha. di ko kinaya yung mga katanungan :D

    ang dami kong tawa (mga 234758.99 lahat) habang binabasa ung mga sagot mo ahahaha. ikaw na ikaw na talaga ito XD

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    1. Geosef GarciaJanuary 29, 2014 at 3:03 PM

      Sayang, hindi kita naisip Fiel! Lels.

      Hongdami naman non. At talagang may .99 pa ha? Di mo pa ni-round up! *hahaha*

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  7. limarx214January 29, 2014 at 11:56 AM

    ‘Sensya na pero dahil may fear of rejection ako, hindi na ko magtatagged sa mga blogger friends ko to answer questions na nasa isip ko. Pero willing akong sagutin ang mga questions na nasa itaas, so heto na ang mga walang kwentang sagot ko.

    1. Unrequited love. Kasi ang unrequited lust madaling lumilipas, ‘yung unrequited love medyo matagal ang proseso.

    2. Never ko sila nakitang nagsex. Ang galing nila, napakaingat.

    3. Pinanonood ko kasi baka may maiwan, nakakahiya sa susunod na gagamit.

    4. Limang ampalaya na lang. Tamad ako mag-isip. :)

    5. Wala akong worst thing na ginawa for love. Lahat puro best thing. Like last anniversary namin ng wife ko, I gave her a box full of gifts – may mga label ‘yung box like for your eyes (contact lens cleaner), for your ears (earrings), for your wrist (wristwatch), for your head (medicol), for your fingers (ring), for your heart (my selfie pic), etc.

    6. Unusual thing I did for lust? Hmmn…pinaka-unusual na siguro sa’kin ang nagcheat ako, more than a decade ago.

    7. Hindi pa naman, so far. Kakahiya ‘yun at siyempre nakakaturned-off.

    8. Maingat din ako, I make sure the doors are lock before I do the deed.

    9. I never said anything to hurt my love ones. But I did cheat to her before na inamin ko recently lang so ‘yung degree ng ‘pain’ hindi na ganun kasakit.

    10. Haha, hindi pa. At ayoko rin yogurt o anumang klase ng cereal.

    11. Before kay Deniece ako naniniwala pero after na mapanood ko ang video ng Condo saka the way na umangas si Cedric, parang kaunti na lang papanig na k okay Vhong. Mga 15% na lang, haha.

    O ayan, nasagot ko na. Sana pumasa,

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    1. Geosef GarciaJanuary 29, 2014 at 3:05 PM

      At ang grade mo ay... PASADO! *hahaha* Maraming salamat sa pagsagot Kuya Ramil! :D

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  8. kalansaycollectorJanuary 29, 2014 at 4:41 PM

    kinilig ako sa crush. anukebeh. hihihihihihihihihihihihi
    kaso sorry, ako kasi hindi kita crush e...
    kasi pinagnanasaan kita. charoooot na maharoooot. hahaha pumipick up line levels. haha

    anyway dito na ako sasagot kasi yung mga dapat itag tinag mo na! haha

    1. unrequited lust. kasi sanay na ako sa unrequited love because i eat unrequited love for breakfast!
    2. fortunately, hindi. ayaw kong masira ang future ko. charot. haha
    3. eeew. i don't make paanod the jebs, i let the jebs sink ala titanic. baka mag-mc arthur pa e!
    4. kamatis, siniguelas, aratelis, apple at ponkan. dahil hindi sila mga gulay kaya wala sila sa bahay kubo song.
    5. at mag self doubt at mainsecure. i think thats the worst thing that ive done when it comes to love. at oo sa sarili ko, dahil i love myself more. chos. haha anyway seriously speaking, dahil sa love na yan minsan im too hard on myself and minsan nakakalimutan ko na im worth it wala lang nakakakita. haha
    6. unusual? hmmm. well when it comes in bed, nothing is unusual. rrraawrrr. hehe
    7. hindi pa. minsan masubukan nga.
    8. oo. well para cool ako at mapagusapan. chos. haha
    9. this question is very insensitive to nbsb people like me. i demand a public apology. charot. hahahahahaha
    10. hindi pa at wala akong balak pero nakaamoy na.
    11. kay vhong navarro.

    i thank you. mwah mwah tsup tsup! :)

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    1. kalansaycollectorJanuary 29, 2014 at 4:43 PM

      3. ang basa ko nung una kung pinapaanod ko ba ang jebs. hahahahaha well oo pinapanood ko para di nga mag-mc arthur! lol

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    2. Geosef GarciaJanuary 29, 2014 at 4:49 PM

      Maraming salamat KC! Sige, ipagpatuloy mo lang ang pagnanasa mong iyan. *hahaha!* Mwahugs! :D

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    3. kalansaycollectorJanuary 29, 2014 at 5:05 PM

      oo hindi kita pagsasawaang pagnasaan. :)

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  9. zerojournalJanuary 29, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    nagulat naman ako sa iyong mga katanungan....

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2014 at 2:16 AM

    Ok lang po ba na dito na ako sumagot? Lahat na ata ng itatag ko nagpost na nyan or tinag mo na. hahaha.

    1. Unrequited love. Lust diminishes easily in my perspective plus there's always someone who will suffice. As for love? Loving someone who loves somebody else hurts big time. The funny thing is, even thought it hurts, we can't help ourselves but continue. The best hopeless romantics are usually masochists.

    2. I never saw them in the act but I heard them. Haha. There's also this one conversation that I never understood until I reached puberty. They were talking about cherry balls and hotdogs that time with mom telling dad he was not going to get any cherry balls that night while mom will not get any hotdogs. I told myself why can't I have any. Haha. I was like seven years old back then.

    3. Yes! Pinapanood ko sya. Same reason with kalansay.

    4. Pechay, repolyo, malunggay, patatas, at broccoli.

    5. None yet?

    6. I actually grabbed partner's pet in public.

    7. Haven't had sex (ugh. lagi kong naalala ito kapag nasa blog mo ako haha) yet. Although I do wonder how he would react if I did fart while doing it.

    8. I think my brother saw me doing it since we share the same room. Hinayaan ko na lang sya. Ayoko na putulin e.

    9. Wala pa? Although may mga nasabi na akong masasakit but never to intentionally hurt him. Laging unintentional? Haiy, why do we hurt the ones we love in the first place?

    10. Wala pa akong natitikman. Utang na loob gusto ko na makatikim. Haha. Jowk.

    11. Kay Vhong. Though I also believe inosente rin si Denice at naiipit din sya.

    Salamat sa pag-tag Sep. :)

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    1. Geosef GarciaFebruary 3, 2014 at 11:02 PM

      Salamat sa pagpatol! *hihi* Sana makatikim ka na soon! :D

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2014 at 4:03 PM

    Ill get back to you on this one pag may time na ako :)

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