Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief

First of all, this is not a movie review. Though it looks like one due to the nature of the following story.

When Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief came out, I was kinda excited, even though Greek mythology is not my thing. Still, since this film was also based on a book series for children, I thought it would temporarily satiate my hunger for Harry Potter as I wait for its penultimate installment.

So, together with Joshua, I rushed towards the nearest movie theater. We bought food, picked the best seats, and prepared ourselves to be entertained. Surprisingly, however, just 20 minutes into the movie, I was already bored; it was disappointingly bland.

"Amboring..." I told my seatmate who, by the look on his face, was clearly enjoying.

"Okay lang naman ah," he said, eyes glued to the screen.

I scoffed and said, "Talaga? Nakakaantok kaya."

Joshua dismissed my remark, so I kept quiet and just slumped on my seat. Another 10 minutes have passed when an idea struck me. I sat up straight and leaned towards him.

"Tara, iba na lang gawin natin," I whispered softly.

I got his full attention using just six words. He looked at me, examining my face. In response, I winked and smiled at him.

"Seryoso ka ba? Nasa sinehan tayo ngayon, Sep," he said.

"Oo. Hindi ko pa na-experience sa ganitong lugar eh. It would be a first.... And maybe last," I pushed.

"Hindi naman 'to gaya ng mga sinehan dun sa Recto o Quiapo. Delikado dito. Kapag nahuli tayo, lagot na," he stressed.

I knew that he's considering it, because if it's not, then we won't be having this conversation. He would've just brushed me off and continued watching. Instead, he was trying to reason with me—a sign that he's interested, and only a little more push was needed.

I squeezed his arm and said, "Sige na Josh... Ngayon lang naman. Gusto kong i-try. Hindi tayo mahuhuli, promise."

He sighed and asked, "Baliw ka talaga... Paano natin gagawin yung gusto mo eh nasa gitna tayo?"

"Tara, lipat tayo dun sa pinakataas. Sa bandang sulok," I said, standing up quickly before he could protest further.

Joshua reluctantly followed me, and in a matter of seconds, we were already seated in one of the dark corners of the movie house. Since it would be his first time too, we were both pretty nervous. Our senses were heightened as the air around us got much colder. It would be very risky; getting caught would surely be humiliating, and the punishment could be dreadful. However, the excitement brought by the risk had already clouded our judgment. That was it, there's no turning back now.

For several minutes, we sat there innocently, pretending to watch the fight scene between the protagonist and a multiheaded monster, while also surveying our surroundings, just in case someone noticed us and became suspicious. The nearest person was 5 rows away, and the room lights up whenever a bright scene was shown, so we have to do the deed only during the dark ones.

Joshua remained motionless, so I initiated by kissing his neck while fondling his crotch. It's a good thing that he was wearing athletic pants that day; let's just say that I had easy access. Within seconds, he was already hard. He pulled down his pants, then motioned me to start stroking him. I watched his face as I began playing with his tool. He was moaning softly, head raised and eyes closed. I, too, was already very horny.

"Magbantay ka, sisisid ako," I whispered.

He nodded at me, then I plunged in, my mouth covering the entirety of his length. I looked at him once more, checking to see if he's doing what I instructed. His eyes was open, biting his lip to keep himself from moaning louder. It must have been difficult for him, I thought, staying vigilant for roving cinema attendants while occasionally glancing down to watch me. Well, he had no right to complain, really, since he was the one being serviced. Therefore, I stopped worrying about him and just focused on the task in front of my face, or rather inside of my mouth. I pulled down my shorts and began to pleasure myself as well.

"Ang init ng bibig mo, Sep... Sige pa..." he moaned.

I sucked, slurped, and licked his dick without a care in the world, like there's no tomorrow. Lust mixed with fear, I'm still not sure how to describe exactly how it feels. Ecstatic and intense? Wild and crazy? There is one thing I guess I could say though; it's indeed a must-try. You only live once anyway.

His hips started to thrust upward, synchronizing to my rhythm. After a couple of minutes, his body began to tense, and his cock became much stiffer. He let out a long and loud moan as he shot jets of cum in my mouth. I swallowed every drop of it; it was kinda bitter, but I didn't mind. Within seconds, I followed suit. His climax had given me a surge of libido, and before I know it, I was spasming on my seat, my jizz going everywhere.

When I finally calmed down, I heard a small chuckle. I looked at Joshua weakly. His pants were already up, and beads of sweat were glistening on his forehead.

"Bakit?" I asked.

"Eh kasi yung tamod mo oh, napunta lahat sa shirt mo, kitang-kita... Ang dami... Pati yung sandalan ng upuan mo, tinamaan," he said, grinning at me.

"Sorry naman. Kalibog eh..." I said, laughing.

"Ayusin mo na yung shorts mo... Eto jacket ko, suot mo muna para matakpan yung mantsa. Labhan mo na lang bago mo ibalik," he offered.

I fixed myself, sat up straight, and wore his jacket.

"Grabe... Nag-enjoy ka ba?" I asked.

"Sobra. Ulitin natin ulit next time ha," he said.

"Sus. Kanina, aayaw-ayaw ka pa," I jeered.

"Eh kasi naman eh..." he said, meekly.

"First and last na dapat 'to no... Okay na yung nasubukan natin ng isang beses. Masyado rin kasing delikado, lalo na sa ganitong klaseng sinehan. Sabi mo nga, hindi naman to gaya nung nasa Manila," I explained.

"Well, I guess may point ka... Di bale, I think solve na ako," he agreed.

Since we were no longer interested with whatever was being show on the screen, we decided to go out early.

This is the reason why whenever someone asks me if this movie is worth watching, I always tell them that I'd rather have sex than see this again.

The end. Roll credits.

Letter Break 10 ~ I Wish For Anonymity

Hey, I'm baaaaack!

Wala lang. May naka-miss ba sa'kin? I don't think so. *whimper*

Nagbabalik ang inyong lingkod upang ipagpatuloy ang pagkalat ng kalaswaan at kabadingan sa mundo. This is my mission in life, and I must fulfill it. *hahaha*

So, ano nga ba ang nangyari? Ano ang dahilan ng aking mistulang pagkawala? At bakit pa ako nagbalik?

What did you say? Wala kang pakialam? Okay then... Well, para doon sa interesado, here's the story.

Everything was because of a certain girl from work. Let's just call her, uhm, Matilda. Yan, bagay na bagay yung name sa ugali niya. 5 weeks ago, habang busy ako sa panonood ng Youtube sa aking office PC, bigla niya akong nilapitan para istorbohin.

"Hi kuya Sep! Anong ginagawa mo?" tanong sa'kin ng kulot na bilat.

Tinignan ko siya ng isang beses bago sumagot ng, "Wala naman. Anong kailangan mo?"

"Uhm... Alam ko na yung blog mo," nakangisi niyang sabi.

Nagulat ako at napatingin ulit sa kanya. Kumikinang ang mga mata ni Matilda at buong-buo ang ngiti. Mukha siyang tumama sa lotto na ewan. Malamang napansin niya ang aking reaksyon kaya dagli kong binago ang aking facial expression.

"Anong blog? Wala naman ako nun ah," sagot ko ng naka-poker face.

"Kunwari ka pa eh. Nakita kita dati na may tina-type diyan sa computer mo. Nung sinilip ko, nabasa ko yung website. That's why alam ko. I remember color black pa nga 'yung background eh," kwento niya.

At that point, kinabahan na ko. Hindi pwedeng may makaalam sa office! Hindi maaari itooooo!

Gusto kong ihampas yung keyboard sa mukha ni Matilda, pero sabi ko na lang, "Ah... Oo nga... Pero hindi akin yun. Sa kaibigan ko 'yun. Pinapa-proofread lang niya sa'kin, actually."

"Weh? Di nga? So, walang kaso sa'yo kung babasahin ko 'yun?" pang-aasar niya.

Mahigpit na ang mga kamao ko. Plastic na ang mga ngiti ko. First time kong papatol sa babae kung hindi ako makapagpigil. Ngunit bilang isang gentlegay, ay este, maginoong bakla, ay pucha, uhm, bilang may malaking respeto sa sangkababaihan, I kept my composure.

"Totoo nga. So, wala ka pa pala nababasa dun?" tanong ko.

"Busy pa ko eh. Tsaka na lang kapag may free time," sagot niya.

"Inii-stalk mo na naman ako ha," sabi ko.

"Siyempre. Magaling ako mang-stalk lalo na kapag crush ko," sambit niya, sabay lakad pabalik sa kanyang cubicle.

I was left dumbfounded sa kinauupuan ko. Sadness and hopelessness rushed inside me like a swirling typhoon. I felt defeated. Nangyari na yata ang kinakatakot ko. Hindi na ako anonymous, hindi na safe.

Hinarap ko ang aking monitor at nagbukas ng bagong browser. With much regret, I deactivated my blog. Hindi ako prepared sa mga nangyari, kaya masama ang loob ko for the rest of the day. Then after that, hindi ko na lang masyado iniisip.

Eventually, natanggap ko na rin.

Hanggang sa kahapon, out of the blue, bigla kong naalala ang Alfabeto Della Mia Vita. That's why binisita ko ito at nagbasa ng ilang posts at comments. Afterward, na-realize ko na nami-miss ko rin ang mag-blog, na sabik na akong magkwento ulit, at hinahanap-hanap ko ang atensyon ng aking mga readers. Kaya ayun, nag-research ako ng mabuti upang maghanap ng paraan. Pinalitan ko ang mga dapat palitan, along with other extra safety measures. Hindi na rin ako magba-blog sa office para makaiwas sa bruhang si Matilda.

For now, all I want is a safe haven for my risky stories. Hopeful ako that this time, my anonymity will be kept intact. At wala nang mahaderang pechay na sisira nito.

So ngayon, balik tayo sa nakasanayan. Next post, isang kakaibang movie review. *hihihi* Pero gagala muna ako sa Ilo-ilo at Guimaras. I badly need a vacay eh. Magsi-swimming ako sa mangga.

Anyway, welcome back to me! :)

P.S. For those who have me listed in their respective blog rolls/lists, paki-update na lang po sana nung link ko. Thank you.