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Monday, November 4, 2013

Discerning The Duality Of A Triptych: Theo

Theo, like most gays I know, fancies men one can put in a pedestal: tall, handsome, flawless, and muscled. He's a diehard Sam Milby fan. I could still remember quite vividly the time when I accompanied him in one of the actor's mall tours. He was waving a huge banner and shouting, "Sam! Sam! Saaaaam!" amidst the disillusioned crowd. He was giggling widly, like a woman pumped with gallons of hormones. If ever you saw a friend in that state, I bet my penis you wouldn't be able to forget that moment.

Theo is quite a looker himself, although he always says that he's only an average guy. He's about 5'6", lean, and good-looking with a couple of acne problems from time to time; his chinky eyes make him look a couple of years younger. When he's not squealing like a little girl whenever he sees that Milby guy, he's a decent straight-acting homosexual. He likes manly sports (guess why), he's a car enthusiast, and he's fond of skateboards and BMXs. Another good thing about Theo is his intellect. He can engage you in mind-bending conversations, which is the reason why some people (mostly the stupid ones) don't like him. Not that he cares though.

Theo, generally, is a good person. He's charitable, family-oriented, reliable, and responsible. And he was tested with this very unusual dilemma, which, in my amazement, could unbelievably occur in real life. I, myself, found it fake and delusional at first. However, it indeed happened to my friend, and I had no choice other than to just follow the progress of his story.

Now, I want you to think of this as a triptych, with Theo in the middle, hanging alone on a wall inside a bustling museum. The two other frames—one each on his sides—represents a duality. The dualism of happiness and sorrow. And you, reader, are a spectator standing in front of it, who is encouraged to give your judgment to the curator (yours truly) after he tells you the whole story behind this fateful work of art.

I already gave Theo my verdict years ago. And I couldn't be more wrong. I was very, very mistaken. Let's see if you will choose the right one.

To be continued...

42 comments:

  1. Ahaha natawa naman ako sa friend mo... baka naman sobrang nastarstruck sya kay sam kaya ganun sya mag react ahahaha...

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    1. Imagine mo na lang yung reaction nya nung nakita nyang naka-boxer shorts lang si Sam dun sa 'Four Sisters and a Wedding'. Juice ko mio. *hahaha*

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    2. grabe ka sa friend mo hahaha...

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  2. If I am not mistaken, we always look up at someone because he or she possesses something that we long for or something we don't have. Self-confidence for one, in the case of Theo, whose name means God, looks like a perfect being. He has everything of which not even half I have but he longs for something beyond looks and material things.

    The only verdict I can give to this masterpiece is to let him have the freedom to choose what he likes at the moment for it is a passing stage. We might like something today but not tomorrow. He must be looking for a role model and Sam is not a bad choice. You can't have him (I think), but you can admire him for his many traits.

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    1. Spot on, Jonathan! Madalas kong mabatukan tong si Theo because of his low self-confidence... *sigh*

      Anyway, this is only the first part of his story, the middle of the triptych. I only introduced him since he's the main character. The juicy bit starts at the continuation. ;)

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  3. Kaabang abang itong si Theo parang may kababalaghan siyang gagawin sa susunod na episode. :)

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    1. Masasabing surreal ang story nya. Actually, ang haba ng hair nya. *hahaha* Thanks Limarx. :)

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  4. ooooh i can smell something pasabog. :)

    ...well i can relate with the self confidence issues. haha pero siya kasi cute naman talaga (based sa description mo) and it makes him more cuter dahil hindi siya aware. haha pakilala mo nga ako kay theo. haha

    ...teka tapusin ko nga muna baka serial killer pala twist nito. charot.

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    1. Nakaka-pressure naman magsulat. *haha* Di ko sure kung "pasabog" nga na maituturing yun. :P

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    2. haha well iba-ibang levels naman daw ang pasabog.

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  5. Naka one night stand ba niya si Sam Milby? Yun ba ang dilemma? To do or not to do? Ang surreal nga pag ganun. HAhaha

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    1. one night stand agad oh hahaha

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    2. *hahaha* Aba, siya na talaga kung sakaling maikama nga nya si Sam. :P

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  6. nung mabasa kong sinabi mo na mahaba hair nya, ang unang pumasok sa isip ko e natikman nya si sam milby. haha

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    1. *hahaha* Pwede rin. Malay natin diba... Deep dark secret nya pala yun. :P

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  7. I have major confidence issues like I always see myself as inferior to others most of the time.. Which is probably why I have a hard time warming up to new friends but then again its the personality of the person that counts not the looks :) Hmm Can't wait for the continuation.

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    1. True. Pero alam mo naman ang society ngayon, may kababawan. *hehe* I'll see you in my next post then? Thanks Simon! :)

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  8. New entry! yay! pero sobrang bitin. Can't wait for the next one. Kelan ba sunod para ma judge na yang friend mo. hahaha JOKE lang John :D

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    1. Naka-hotseat eh no? *haha* Maybe this weekend, kung hindi busy sa work. :3

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  9. Tell us about Theo. Sounds like an interesting person. :)

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    1. Si Theo... Para siyang 'Ding Dong', mixed nuts... *hehe*

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  10. Nakakapiga ng utak... Ikaw lang yata si Theo eh... hmmnnn... Ang mean ko lang kung bakit naisip kong ikaw... hahaha... never mind!

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    1. Promise Senyor, hindi ako si Theo. :P

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    2. i'll just go with the flow then... i won't guess na... iniiba mo naman kasi lagi and u make sure na may twist... hehehe

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    3. Bakit mo ba naisip na ako yun? *haha*

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    4. at bakit mo kailangang tanungin na naitanong ko? gulo lang noh? basta feeling ko ikaw yan... may time ka pa to change the plot... hehehe

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    5. Ang taray lang huh. *hahaha* Itataya ko ang kaluluwa ko, hindi ako si Theo. :P

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  11. i'll read on muna... before i give further thought...

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  12. this is again one of your "to be continued" entries... but okay lang,, worth the wait naman..

    sino ba itong si theo?? siya ba yung lalaking kapatid ng magulang mo?

    chos!


    -ceiboh

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    1. CEIBOH! Bakit naka-Anon ka? :P

      Oo nga eh, gusto ko na nga sana iwasan ang mambitin. Kaso ayaw ko din naman magsulat ng sobrang habang kwento na dire-diretso. Malakas makakalyo sa kamay. *hehe*

      That's a good pun. *hahaha*

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    2. kasi ung office account sa google ang naka-open ko so para ndi na ako magsign-in sign-out, anon na lang muna.. hehehe...

      baka naman hindi sa pagsusulat nakakalyo ang kamay mo...
      to be ontinued....


      LOL!

      -ceiboh

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  13. anyare? ang ganda ng momentum bigla to be continue, bakit? parang interesting yung theo na ito...

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    1. Pasensya na Paps. I-post ko ASAP ang continuation once available. :)

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  14. aabangan ko ang susunod na kabanata. :) - Jo

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    1. always welcome! Isa akong Fan mo,eh. :)

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    2. Stand fan, wall fan, ceiling fan, or exhaust fan? *hahaha* Biro lang ha.

      Are you the cute guy on FB? :P

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    3. meron din akong nakitang cute sa FB mo Sepsep yung Jerbaux hangkyuuut! :D

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    4. Oo nga eh. Grabe sarap pupugin ng halik! *hihihi* Ganon din pala mga tipo mo? Mas kyut yung Jake Elizalde. Hapon na bear cub. Kaso he's too chubby for me. Pero ang cute pa din nya! :D

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