First of all, the events that will be told here are all true. They did happen.
Next, you should understand that I am what I am now because of them, as much as everyone is who they are now thanks to what happened before in their past ~ including you.
Now, I am not going to begin this blog with an introduction full of cliches, so I'm going to cut this short.
If you don't like what you see, feel free to leave.
For those who stick around, I hope I can keep you interested and entertained.